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By Elmoo - 11/08/2016 17:48 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out what it's like to retreive a smartphone from a bin that's full with used tampons and sanitary napkins. FML

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Shaky_Spear 11

Friday 12 August 2016 10:18

I'd have probably run to the nearest shop to buy some gloves first. FYL though, you picked the wrong place to drop your phone.

CharlieWolf2100 8

Tuesday 16 August 2016 8:45

How'd you do that? Did you drop it in the bathroom trashcan at a store?

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Shaky_Spear 11

Friday 12 August 2016 10:18

I'd have probably run to the nearest shop to buy some gloves first. FYL though, you picked the wrong place to drop your phone.

CharlieWolf2100 8

Tuesday 16 August 2016 8:45

How'd you do that? Did you drop it in the bathroom trashcan at a store?

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