Intimacy: Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last...

By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Sexy time

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Cassandra2015 21

Wednesday 6 May 2015 0:10

I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Wednesday 6 May 2015 0:05

I think an apology would do nicely....

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captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 6 May 2015 2:22

By chance was he having the seizure during sex.

saffy66 34

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:19

I hope he's okay and hopefully he never heard you.

healthcarechick 9

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:36

I hope that you apologized

henrylikestreats 22

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:38

I don't even care if I get down voted for this, but YDI for being that sensitive about your neighbor potentially having sex. I don't even care about the fact that you could not have known that it was a seizure, but I would not want to live next to somebody like you.

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:45

Dick!! No but really, just apologize. You couldn't have known that

Drosophila82 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 5:09

How could you have known... Don't best yourself over it. What's the likelihood of that having been sex noises? Higher likelihood than a seizures episode

redpanda39 10

Wednesday 6 May 2015 5:34

I still say this one's a YDI. Yeah, OP couldn't have known, and no, you don't get up, get dressed and knock on the door of someone who is probably having sex to have a conversation with them, but do you really have to yell angrily? You can't just call out a polite hey, can you keep it down?

rlak111 19

Wednesday 6 May 2015 5:35

As opposed to a controllable seizure?

ghetto_child 19

Wednesday 6 May 2015 6:13

controlled seizure - non grand mal. you'll go unconscious, but it won't be violent shaking. most common ways to control them are with dilatin or lamotragine