By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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Mzzangel 0

so he like inflicting pain upon himself and disgust onto others?... yea.... he needs mental help

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dphilipson12 0

I think you need to shit in his mouth when he's sleeping. drink lots of milk and spray his mouth full. teach him a lesson.

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iad8107 0

thats ****** disgusting

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jamminatrix 0

wow, your bf sounds like a twisted fick. dump him immediately

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doof_fisch 2

Challenge him to play a wii game with you -- and when he falls asleep later on, "wee" on him and tell him it is how YOU celebrate.

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FarSide 22

So what? You never give him a ********? What does it matter?

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CookyMonsta 0

what a douche ;P

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skankihobag 0

omg! my bf plays xbox right next to our bed. i go to sleep before him. he is really good at COD. i really hope he doesnt read this fml. im sleeping with one eye open tonight.

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