By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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luv2smile37 0

that's screwed up

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mongoosepanda 0

maybe for every pube a kick in the groin is a even trade :3

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thesteven5918 0

ahaHahahahahahahha lol thats tooo funny.... sucks to b u

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anthraxcp 0

YDI for having a BF with super weird fetish. but props for playing xbox, that shit rules.

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Mumblstiltskin 0

YDI for dating a ******* douche.

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omey123 0

That is just sick! Bleh!

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Gummybears4life 0

get a new boyfriend because thats disgusting

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