Today... I found out that thanks to my ballet career when I was...

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By Sapphire Layos-Wagaman - 30/11/2018 12:58

Today... I found out that thanks to my ballet career when I was a teenager is the cause for my joint pain. Some days I struggle to even sit up due to the pain. I am only 22...FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:34

Sometimes, being overactive can cause problems, too. Sorry to hear you're suffering so badly, OP.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:34

Sometimes, being overactive can cause problems, too. Sorry to hear you're suffering so badly, OP.

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