By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Your husband is a jerk and is cheating on you. That's not how marriage works. Also, while it would have been okay if he was just having an imaginary girlfriend or even were touching himself while looking at a made-up character.... it's a whole other world when it's a real girl and they're interacting as a couple, physically together or not!!

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intensitive 11

He's not stopping you from having an online boyfriend.

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perdix 29

The online girl is just getting some cyber-action from your husband. Why don't you e-mail him some naked pics of yourself (send me a bunch first, and I'll tell you which ones are the best ;) )? There is something dramatically wrong when a man turns down sex from his own wife persistently. How much weight have you gained since your wedding?

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Starfire22 5

You need to have a talk, while he's not physically cheating, he's emotionally cheating... Find someway to spice up your marriage before he really starts cheating on you...

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Cristaderzi 0

She cant divorce unless shes being abused. As a survivor of abuse trust me your not being abused! Sex it up. Go get some **** and STUDY that. Otherwise yeah Divorce is immoral and illegal!

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nikkers 0

uhmm you can get divorced even if you arent being abused... doii

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waterynuggets 0

Not only can you get a divorce if you are not being abused, it's not immoral or illegal. Anyone who studies **** for sex is an idiot. It's one thing to be in a relationship and look at **** for some wild sexinz or something with your partner, but guess what, it's not a realistic example of sex. They're paid to do that.

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nikkers 0

stealin wild sexinz for myself. But I agree on the **** front, these poor men in **** have to work for hourrrrrs on end holding in their ''loads'' and makin women scream, we know the average joe couldnt or wouldnt do that. Besides it prolly took this online gf like ten mins to snap a pic of her gash n bewbs for OP's husband its hardly the same thing, these were personal. And shockingly its totally not alright for him to do that..

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waterynuggets 0

I remember I saw a video of Jenna Jameson talking about how dudes always tell her they go do her and go all night and shit, and she said she just tells them "Whip it out and get it up in 5." Shut them up like a charm Not that I watch teh pr0n or nothing... ಠ_ಠ

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nikkers 0

Ive tried the same line... some sick and weirdly exciteable people around lemme tell ya. Win just for finding a way to bring jenna jameson into a post about marriage...

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fatrussian101 0

DIVORCE CAN BE DONE AT ANY TIME DURING MARRIAGE.

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PhillyFox 0

Whatever someone else might think about how this isn't considered cheating because there's no physical contact, it does not make it ok for him to be doing this. He's still putting some level of romantic investment in this relationship, and it IS cheating. OP: I hope you can either talk with him, or if hr doesn't listen, kick him to the curb. He shouldn't have got married if he can't take the commitment.

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Brooklynxman 0

I love how everyone is "wondering" what the state of the marriage is, meanwhile the OP says the online girl is getting more action, so clearly the marriage's state is.....pretty friggen stale.

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thisishilarious 0

you deserve this cuz youre probably a "jersey girl" and would expect this kind of situation so you can blow up and be pissy "MTV" style

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misspeg 0

I don't understand how some ppl are comparing OP's husbands online gf shenanigans to looking at ****? it's 2 completely different things!? and anyway I think Perdix (

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misspeg 0

sorry my prev comment cut off ... I think Perdix comment no. 29 asked the golden question which is how much weight have u gained since the wedding? good one P!

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Contess 0

You should pretend and do that same thing to him and see how he feels about it when you have a "online" boyfriend that's way hotter than him. and if he doesnt care then he wasnt even worth it in the first place.

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