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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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boomboom22 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 22:04

you should have realized something was amiss when he told you his grandmother was named "elekra blue"

OasC82 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:06

kinky

campbellshayla73 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 22:39

that's where my parents told me they got my name creepy isn't it?

englandlover 5

Friday 4 June 2010 9:06

I know a guy named bj

PurpleLlamas 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:46

what op didnt have a say in what they name their kids? it says your husband named her...

pohkerfayce 0

Monday 19 July 2010 17:19

Miley Cyrus?

rairai 13

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:44

How did this come up in conversation?

Vanessa209 0

Monday 4 October 2010 8:02

NEVER...EVER...let your man name your child...my bf named my daughter Lana...spell it backwards...*sigh

IWABO2_ 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:19

Haha #210

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:09

Lana is a perfectly good name. What kind of freak goes around spelling names backwards anyway?

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