Love: Today I found out that my husband had an affair and was blackmailed... - FML

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By canyonrat - 15/12/2016 07:24

Today I found out that my husband had an affair and was blackmailed by a dominatrix; it was all about her telling him via email and text what to do & sending photos/videos to prove that he had done certain things. Now she wants to send the photos to his work and me, yay! FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 16 December 2016 1:15

Well, that is a 101 demonstration on how NOT to be a good Dom... Which doesn't let the husband that went looking for an affair (which, there is a very very high chance that he had to have for the Dominatrix to have blackmail material) off the hook.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 16 December 2016 1:15

Well, that is a 101 demonstration on how NOT to be a good Dom... Which doesn't let the husband that went looking for an affair (which, there is a very very high chance that he had to have for the Dominatrix to have blackmail material) off the hook.

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