By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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But… I'm hungry!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

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Tripartita 44

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

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LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

This world is becoming such a horrible place. :(

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stessytaylor7 2

no one will deliver to my apartment night or day because we live in a "high risk area". i feel your pain OP

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Mark600601 6

Yeah I remember back at the pizza place I worked how many people got so upset when we said we wouldnt deliever because 1 driver got robbed there. I honestly that it was a little ridiclous. I was there for 2 years and that specific place had one of our drivers get held up once and it was a decent complex just a shitty situation. Alternatively there was one place I delievered to multiple times that was really shady. Actually had one customer there tell me to watch out cuz i might get shot but nothing ever happended there but nothing happened so we continued to deliever there I see where managment is coming from but I think the drivers word should count for a little more

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wow2mylife 25

just go and order it during the day now what's the big deal

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Yapiej 21

Ahh that sucks. Well at least they will still deliver during the day/when it's light out. But I can understand the fact that they don't deliver at night anymore. Sucks for the pizza place and you.

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born_hustla 26

Damn.. People are hungry out there! That's ****** up tho.

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Bunnyluver 20

Its not F your life. I'd be glad that their employees are safer now. If you wouldn't go out at night to pick up your pizza, then don't expect the same from others.

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littlebuck84 12

This is the saddest FML I have ever seen

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