Intimacy: Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks... - FML

By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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About that...

By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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Bad thought

By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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The punch from beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 14:00

Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML

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fudrick 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:18

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

StingMunFizzy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:53

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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plutosaplanet 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:57

this is also like the brady bunch movie where greg and marsha realize they are not blood related and make out

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:03

Elliott Smith, FTW.

foryoublue94 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:13

So? do it.

batrob 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:25

you should kick the shit out of him and put a deadbolt on your bedroom door because that's ******* sick

Heftigfin 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:37

Nighty Night! Keep your butthole tight!

OhWellLifeGoesOn 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:38

Lock ur shit down.

wbrycem 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:52

GAY

Calaura9 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:20

YDi for having similar taste in parents. (J/k) I'm sorry you are so hot you transcend taboo lines into your brothers' heart. Adoption doesn't matter. He's still your brother. Good luck sir.

carb_lover 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:26

Oh Gawd. I'm so sorry. That is just weird.

Twincest 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:34

So? what was your answer??

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