Today I found out that I've been diagnosed with "amplified musculoskeletal...

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By what the heck is AMPS - 05/07/2017 10:13

Today I found out that I've been diagnosed with "amplified musculoskeletal pain syndrome" or fibromyalgia.... my parents and grandparents still don't believe it's real. FML

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Sunday 9 July 2017 21:30

I've got fibromyalgia as well, my dad thinks I use it as an excuse to get out of having to hang out with them.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Sunday 9 July 2017 21:30

I've got fibromyalgia as well, my dad thinks I use it as an excuse to get out of having to hang out with them.

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