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By Mr.Not So Smiley - 28/04/2016 12:03 - Canada - Nepean

Today, I found out that around 20 years ago when I got headbutted in the mouth during a game of octopus tag my front tooth died. The tooth is only now starting to crack and I require a root canal and a crown so I do not look like some thug with a gapped smile. My student insurance just expired. FML.
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Ungrateful_Imp 9

Imagine a game of tag that works like this. One person stands in a field and the runners stand at the end of said field. The person in the middle shouts "Go" and all of the runners run. Then the person who had just shouted (The octopus) tags the runners running for the opposite end of the field. Those that were tagged stay stationary (where they were tagged (effectively becoming "tentacles")) and are to tag others running on other runs. You repeat until all are tagged and there's only one remaining (or until everyone is bored.) Basically like "Sharks and Minnows," but the minnows don't move. Or if you've heard of it "Kids from Mars." Sorry if this only confuses you. I'm not the best at explanation.

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Ungrateful_Imp 9

Imagine a game of tag that works like this. One person stands in a field and the runners stand at the end of said field. The person in the middle shouts "Go" and all of the runners run. Then the person who had just shouted (The octopus) tags the runners running for the opposite end of the field. Those that were tagged stay stationary (where they were tagged (effectively becoming "tentacles")) and are to tag others running on other runs. You repeat until all are tagged and there's only one remaining (or until everyone is bored.) Basically like "Sharks and Minnows," but the minnows don't move. Or if you've heard of it "Kids from Mars." Sorry if this only confuses you. I'm not the best at explanation.

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