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By wasted time - 20/09/2017 06:49

Today, I found out my husband has an ad on Craigslist for personal encounters. There goes 10+ years of marriage down the shitter. fml

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dexter420 21

Friday 22 September 2017 3:04

Maybe hes disgusted by you calling a toilet the shitter. Maybe act like a lady more often. Good luck. Hope yall can work it out

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dexter420 21

Friday 22 September 2017 3:04

Maybe hes disgusted by you calling a toilet the shitter. Maybe act like a lady more often. Good luck. Hope yall can work it out

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