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By artaixcerveraa - 23/01/2020 23:33 - Spain - Murcia

Today, I found out my grandmother masturbating. Because of the moment I helped her. Then my father, her son, caught us. FML

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Mouna Al Motamassik 4

Sunday 26 January 2020 10:11

WTF?????

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:45

ewwww. What the ****???? ydi

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Mouna Al Motamassik 4

Sunday 26 January 2020 10:11

WTF?????

JasonThorn 20

Monday 27 January 2020 2:00

SO MUCH THIS. What POSSIBLE reason would you consider this acceptable in any way? I'm not sure who'd be traumatized more, your dad or US...

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:45

ewwww. What the ****???? ydi

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