Today, I found out my girlfriend is extremely jealous of my birth... - FML

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By Con - 27/06/2018 08:40

Today, I found out my girlfriend is extremely jealous of my birth mother and freaks out every time I go to meet her. I'm now not allowed to spend time with the woman whom I've waited all of my life to meet. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 29 June 2018 16:37

Major red flag dude, don't even try to reason with her, just run.

chris_lillo 15

Saturday 30 June 2018 3:22

Good thing she is your girlfriend and not your boss. Go see your birthmother if you want to

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 29 June 2018 16:37

Major red flag dude, don't even try to reason with her, just run.

interesting33 36

Saturday 30 June 2018 1:40

leave your girlfriend if she can't deal with that you and your mother are worrh more than. that. but be aware she might be trying to protect you, I don't know the circumstances

chris_lillo 15

Saturday 30 June 2018 3:22

Good thing she is your girlfriend and not your boss. Go see your birthmother if you want to

Stuby14 19

Monday 2 July 2018 5:35

*ex-girlfriend

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