Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

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Shadowchire 12

Monday 14 December 2015 0:09

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

kayposion 17

Monday 14 December 2015 0:09

Buy a horse mask. Now.

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Mindashy 13

Monday 21 December 2015 2:38

There is nothing wrong with this; I'm the same way, and a lot of other girls and guys have a furry fetish. That is why there is a store online where you can buy horsecock ****** (and probably strap-ons if you prefer). Plus, hey, ya got a freaky girl! Enjoy that!

Krycek_fml 19

Tuesday 22 December 2015 17:50

Dude. RUUUUUUUUUUN!

CubanMafia 8

Friday 25 December 2015 23:20

Get a horse and tell her to go nuts!

emmavines 15

Saturday 26 December 2015 3:40

Wow! That's my only response

Zellient 11

Sunday 27 December 2015 21:38

Run away... Run far away.

BlackFire4890 16

Thursday 31 December 2015 4:27

I'm not left speechless often but this sure did it congrats.

OhWhyMe19 0

Tuesday 5 January 2016 1:48

How did you find that one out?

Fall_Out_Boy 11

Wednesday 6 January 2016 3:12

Break up with her. It's your only choice

Elsapumkin 8

Thursday 7 January 2016 22:58

Different Strokes for Different Folkes

gohaz933 9

Sunday 24 January 2016 14:48

Looks like your stuck in a hairy situation

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