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By CancerPatient - 14/04/2016 22:21 - Australia

Today, I found out I have cancer of the lungs, and mouth. I've smoked three cigarettes in my whole life. Meanwhile my friend has been a pack a day for the last 14 years and hasn't even got breathing difficulties. Good to know he'll make it to 50 though. FML

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