Kids: Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She...

By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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_RobotInDisguise 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:27

Wow. That is ****** up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

mightybrit 6

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:28

wow that's just awful. are you still in contact with the mom? if so then that's just messded up..

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MarieT 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:27

old ppl shouldn't have facebook!!!!! only problems come from old ppl having facebook!!!

girlzrule94587 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:31

that sucks... not noing u had a kid. good lcuk with life later on. :(

OmgiLove 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:01

Gotta love technology :)

ohhhwordddx3 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:38

i've seen this like three times.

_TheSmallThings_ 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:40

I dont think u wanna kno how hard i laughed at this...

mandileebee14 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:10

Atleast you know she is out there now, embrace it. :) It takes courage to try to reconnect with a biological parent, give her a chance. Baby steps.

period1tech 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:07

that's harsh

mrmystery96 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:16

I'm thinking match stck men... sort of...

Omar1297 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:40

ydi. stop sleeping around with people your not commited too and you probably would have found out in a much more pleasing way

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:56

must have been spring break, one year in college lol sry that sucks

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