Intimacy: Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex,...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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bebe391 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:08

LMFAO

mzmiff132 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

hopefully u slapped him for that lol that's mad nasty

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AnRom 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:45

that's not called being immature, it's called being an asshole!

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:52

exactly.Dwight knows all.

Crazybae 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:53

He seems mahdd cool!

MhP_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:10

win.

redbeater 5

Monday 8 March 2010 5:21

was it wet?

owlLegs 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:28

that's amazing. just sayin.

yourproblemnow 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:54

lmao you chose a keeper(;

blasianlove94 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:56

dont listen to the people telling you not to wear a condom. next thing you know, he'll be slapping you with his dick! hahahaha...

DJuan 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:58

this is funny but I was a tad disappointed. when I got to the part that read : after sex, I stopped and really hoped it was goin to mention a shroom stamp. the condom slap is funny too tho. op. consider yourself lucky that you didn't catch a honer to the cheek