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By allergic - 01/03/2017 13:44

Today, I found myself I hospital again. Why? Because I have developed food allergies which I only found out about today. This wouldn't be a problem, apart from I've developed allergies to everything I eat. I can't change my diet cause I also have a severe eating disorder. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 4 March 2017 8:08

Have you considered a feeding tube? It may help with both issues. Best of luck to you.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 4 March 2017 8:08

Have you considered a feeding tube? It may help with both issues. Best of luck to you.

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