Health: Today, I found hair in my Chicken Alfredo school lunch. I went...

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By Doberman101 - 16/01/2016 19:36 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found hair in my Chicken Alfredo school lunch. I went to report it to the lunch ladies and was greeted with, "Oh, we have another one with hair!" I was then asked if I wanted some more from the same exact container. FML.

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