Miscellaneous: Today, I found a $10 dollar Starbucks gift card on the ground...

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By instantkarma - 25/12/2016 07:17 - United States - Westport

Today, I found a $10 dollar Starbucks gift card on the ground and took it. On the way to Starbucks I hydroplaned around a turn and drove into someones yard, and thus damaging my car. I had to get it towed. Merry Christmas to me. FML

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r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:46

Let me guess. The Starbucks card had already been used.

Zelda9678 11

Monday 26 December 2016 20:52

That's cool and all, but I don't see why finding the Starbucks card is relevant.

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r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:46

Let me guess. The Starbucks card had already been used.

Zelda9678 11

Monday 26 December 2016 20:52

That's cool and all, but I don't see why finding the Starbucks card is relevant.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 26 December 2016 22:34

Karma?

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