Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot my boyfriend changed his name in my phone to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 02:15 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I forgot my boyfriend changed his name in my phone to Daddy... I sent my father a tit pic FML

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BloodCactus 6

Sunday 8 May 2016 18:14

If you forgot your boyfriend changed his name, then you thought you were sending a tit pic to “Daddy”?

swanheart 35

Monday 9 May 2016 1:36

People calling their sexual partners 'daddy' is incredibly creepy. Tbh even calling your actual dad 'daddy' is creepy when you're an adult. Maybe stop letting your boyfriend fool around with your phone?

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BloodCactus 6

Sunday 8 May 2016 18:14

If you forgot your boyfriend changed his name, then you thought you were sending a tit pic to “Daddy”?

swanheart 35

Monday 9 May 2016 1:36

People calling their sexual partners 'daddy' is incredibly creepy. Tbh even calling your actual dad 'daddy' is creepy when you're an adult. Maybe stop letting your boyfriend fool around with your phone?

ABlindMan 17

Monday 9 May 2016 5:17

I'm honestly extremely confused how this happened. You forgot your boyfriend changed his name to "Daddy", yet you sent a tit pic to "Daddy"? You mean you accidentally confused your boyfriend's contact with your dad's? It didn't occur to you to change them so this wouldn't happen? You were obviously aware of what happened after he changed them so once you found out you should've immediately changed it so they were recognizable. YDI for not using common sense.

AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 6:43

Awkward AF. But you deserve it.

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