Today I finally had my first date, with a certain girl that I... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2017 10:20

Today I finally had my first date, with a certain girl that I found myself more and more infatuated with. We had to postpone our first date, due to her twisting her ankle at work. We have been chatting every hour, every single day in the 2 months before the date... She didn't show up... FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 4 October 2017 5:56

How have you been "chatting?" Have you met her in person before? If not, methinks you're being catfishes.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 4 October 2017 5:56

How have you been "chatting?" Have you met her in person before? If not, methinks you're being catfishes.

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