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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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You deserved it 922

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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Oh well…

By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 636

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 990

You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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You deserved it 1 052

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 7 306

Great meeting you!

By Anonymous - 04/10/2025 09:00

Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML

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You deserved it 463

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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You deserved it 8 835

zotler 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well, this is awkward.

chrissy_fml 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Well atleast it wasn't a rapist or something XD

Comments

cameronman9 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:29

Ooh shiat

ElricMustang 23

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:33

I don't get why you guys do this. Find a real person, and if they can't provide a video chat, don't trust them at all.

Wiebeski19 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 2:23

Perfect! :D

shawnaishere 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 2:57

*reads comment* " but there's nothing wrong with this, how is this a fml" * reads again* holy shit!

LAMKWHIM 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:41

Well...that would have been an awkward conversation.

FRSH12PRNCE 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:58

I had to read that twice lol

sslayer777 1

Thursday 17 May 2012 4:41

doesn't matter had sex?

Emerald_86 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:05

Now that sucks ..

ieatcanteloupe 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:11

Time to get your muff diving license.

curlygirlqte 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 7:21

Ha! damn..

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