By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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gruvychild 17

Well you could make a good fortune being a ****! They don't call it a tramp stamp for no reason!

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ZielZone 4

You should get "stupid" in Chinese above it. Then your life would be complete

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HatesCrickets 0

And thats why you check first. I really wanna know how you figured it out though. Did someone just stop you on the street? XD YDI

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powersticks 16

Well, lower back tattoos are called tramp stamps for a reason. ETA: #1 beat me to it.

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gasbandit 2

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving gal.

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WCARlover 34

That's why you shouldn't have gotten the tattoo in prison with a rusty coat hanger

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myeviltwin 20

Hey some of my best tattoos were done in prison with a rusty coat hanger lol. Now if only I could do something about that wicked case of tetanus.

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MrXerxes5 6

Reminds me of that new movie where the chick gets a tattoo that says Soy Sauce xD instead of courageous or whatever

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13whatsername13 0

My boyfriend knows someone who has a tattoo of the Chinese symbol for "soup", it was intentional though haha

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bobbyc7 0

Let me guess, you started seeing an Asian guy and he was the one that told you to get it done? Just think about all the other Asians that will/ have seen it and the laughs they had after... YDI!

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silversonic75 6

Maybe that tattoo artist was simply stating his opinion in a way that will teach you a lesson. "Good Fortune" usually isn't the result of a tramp stamp. And you'll never forget that lesson now that it is permanently inscribed on your skin forever. Unless you have a very expensive and/or most likely painful way of ridding your lower back of that Chinese curse that you so willingly accepted, oblivious of it's true meaning.

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Pendragon525 0

Well, it is possible she could get a cover-up, depending on the size of the symbol & the colors used. Cheaper & less painful than laser removal.

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perdix 29

It's a good fortune for the dude who's about to **** you. Still, my favorite lower-back tattoo is the downward-pointing arrow labeled INSERT PENS HERE.

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slimmathers123 10

it is a tramp stamp...

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