Miscellaneous: Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50%... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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By Sleuth - 02/09/2018 13:00

Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2012 16:05 - France

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Bud_fml 16

Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

Complain to the school You failbecausez she's uncoordinated? Not right

ico2 2

Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

tell her to give you a hundred or you'll report her for vandalism

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sababa1 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:54

Give her 60-rotten eggs in her mailbox!

ReecesPieces 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:55

Wow, go complain m8

sosadtoobadd 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:55

I cry foul on this one, as I do most of them. Totally unrealistic.

deoxylophone 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:56

Sounds like my art teacher last year.

IRemainNameless 12

Friday 6 November 2009 3:05

That is so unfair it's hard to believe. Your teacher sucks!

xxmessedupxx 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:09

my art teacher is a **** too... i understand.

FMY_FYL 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:12

I don't use this word often, but holy hell, what a ****.

thekingjoe90 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:13

tell here to **** off

kimcachu 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:22

I would be LIVID. you should definitely fight that.

allysonnn 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:22

you should slap her....

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