Content almost refused by staff

By Nagasaki - 30/05/2016 04:54 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during an incredibly boring documentary on China's past. This would've been alright in normal circumstances, if it weren't for the fact that I unconsciously ripped a monstrous fart that left people gagging for a solid minute or two in front of my crush. FML
agreeclassic 476
vote type 1 70
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…
Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

C8H18 33

I realize that was hugely embarrassing for you, but that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you for the laugh.

5 0

Comments

C8H18 33

They fell asleep during the Japanese history lesson as well.

1 0
C8H18 33

I realize that was hugely embarrassing for you, but that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you for the laugh.

5 0
Jareth_King 21

If your crush is even worth it they'd have thought "damn that was a good ass fart"

2 0
MakotoNaegi 6

I don't think anybody normal would say something like that XD

2 0
LiliK_fml 21

The best people are always a little bit odd, though.

2 0
Kuroshitsuji13 13

People just need to realize shit happens. Well farts happen...

2 0
False_Stupidity 41

I wouldn't worry, you may have even impressed your crush with the potency. A well baked fart is an art form and should be appreciated.

0 0