Today I FaceTimed a friend I only knew online for a few days.... - FML

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By Sophiee04 - 06/11/2018 16:38 - United States - Sedona

Today I FaceTimed a friend I only knew online for a few days. I heard one of her friends in the room say "wow she's really ugly"... FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 10 November 2018 3:35

The correct response in this situation is a curt "**** you, you judgmental cow.", before resuming your conversation with your friend.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 10 November 2018 3:35

The correct response in this situation is a curt "**** you, you judgmental cow.", before resuming your conversation with your friend.

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