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By Anonymous - 30/04/2017 12:04

Today, I drove 40 minutes into the city to DD for a friend of mine that was out partying. Ended up being hit on by her gay friend and having her dump water on me when I tried to get her home. She's currently passed out in the passenger seat with chicken fingers and hot sauce in her lap...FML

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CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 4 May 2017 5:22

You are a great friend! Keep it up! Hey, at least it is only water and she is the one wearing chicken and sauce. That, and you won't suffer the hangover and psychological consequences, either.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 4 May 2017 5:22

You are a great friend! Keep it up! Hey, at least it is only water and she is the one wearing chicken and sauce. That, and you won't suffer the hangover and psychological consequences, either.

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