Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective...

By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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You deserved it 5 615

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 363

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 481

Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 18 490

By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 192

You deserved it 8 582

By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 050

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 643

You deserved it 3 989

By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 372

You deserved it 70 265

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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You deserved it 3 873

By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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You deserved it 1 590

shibainu519 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:24

get an iPhone

cupcake10101 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

fail xD

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jacquelinerox 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:47

I'm sorry but picturing that makes me lol

luizocoke 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 11:47

that's why I have an iPhone .. Steve jobs would never let that happen

xxSPECKZZxx 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:34

it's a sign to get an iPhone

SAgirl 13

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:41

If it was a Iphone, it would have bounced the other way.

wordoron 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:40

...onto traffic

enderless 6

Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:05

Learn the proper use of ellipsis.

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:14

dingleberry

CrumbledCookies 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:31

iPhone ftw!!!! =D

Swaggy94_fml 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:33

Htc is the way go xD I got the Evo

Sharpie_08 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:39

yea, that's what you get for not buying a blackberry.

janzup77 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:50

now this is sn FML.

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Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML

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Today, I spent $50 buying flea bombs so not only my dogs, but my son could relax a little in my home instead of fighting off those tiny little circus bastards. Today, I got in my car and the fleas attacked me mercilessly until I got to work. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML

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Today, I am a grown ass man and I cry when someone is slightly rude to me. I pretend to own my extreme emotional sensitivity, but when push comes to shove, I hate it. I wish I could be more assertive but I just can't. What is wrong with me? FML

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Same thing different taste

Mr Butterfingers

Good one, lady

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