Love: Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

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RebelBorn89 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:52

To every one that thinks i'm British, I'm not. I am an American military member serving in the UK

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andreajo23 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:06

that is messed up, your risking your life to keep us safe

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:06

Dump her, she is not worth it at all.

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cniggs 0

Monday 11 July 2011 17:21

you should send her anthrax through the mail

crazygilygirl 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:18

dump her a$$

blankz93 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:16

I agree with number 1. And I hope that doesnt happen to me bro

gary12 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:03

that Shit sucks

Christine14_6 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:21

Wow that's messed up of her, thank you for what you did for our country.

Boozerer 2

Monday 17 October 2011 10:00

I just found out this week my god dam wife is in the ***** club with ur gf

andrewsgirl2010 7

Friday 16 December 2011 21:18

Thats messed up. As an army wife this really irritates me.

DreaKnoxville13 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:39

what a ho! she doesn't deserve you!

heyheysmile 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:07

That dumbass SOB she didn't deserve a man like you.

kileypalmer 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:59

As a girlfriend to one in the air force. I have to say I know people that cheat. It's not right. Be loyal or gtfo.

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