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By NotSoGreatGatsby - 29/09/2016 12:45 - United States

Today, I discovered that dogs can menstruate. Today, I also spent an hour scrubbing a 3-foot-long bloodstain out of my mattress that set in while I was sleeping last night. FML
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Rox22_fml 13

Well you obviously didn't do your homework before getting a female dog. She's on heat, if she mates she will get pregnant. Best to get her fixed if you don't want puppies or adapt some nappies for the meantime.

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Nabexis 9

And this is why you get your dog spayed.

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shredder133 14

You can use baby diapers and some onesies to fashion an outfit that prevents her from leaving blood around the house. I had to do that before with my old dog and t worked great.

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