By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 774
You deserved it 7 180
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

bittersweets 2

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

65 3
calcboi 0

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

57 12

Comments

Calaura9 0

Well, it is a lot better that way. Lol

4 4
banananut 0

well 73, you just wasted your comment complaining about 59. hypocrite.

0 2
JarJarBinks_fml 0

How do you remain ignorant about this for 2 years?

0 0
JarJarBinks_fml 0

It's really sad that you have to reply to comments just so that yours are high up #10. Go submit an fml please

0 0
Iloveyencheck 0

actually #10 does actually have something to do with the first comment dumbass

0 2
MeandSunnyD 0

its really sad that u just wasted your comment complaining about #10 stop being annoying please

0 2
simplyfucked 0

its better when you smoke it up, honestly.

10 5
ifzombiesattack 0

you are entirely right. sex is so much better after smoking.

3 3
ManicGypsy 22

I can't believe that you had no idea. You had to have smelled it or something. YDI for being an idiot.

19 4
leavesofgrass 0

Sounds very Annie Hall.

0 1
star_ver 0

Lmao, pwnt. Better start working on your pipe skills, man.

9 5
brilliantbarbie 0

hahaha now THAT was brilliant!!!

0 1
disney_blonde 16

How could you not smell that for 2 years?

8 3
saa994 0

That's what I was thinking. When someone smokes weed, their smell is a very strong scent. How do you NOT smell that? That's very weird. Did you think it was perfume or something?

7 0