Miscellaneous: Today, I disassembled one of my $150 folding knives for maintainance.... - FML

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By didn't read directions - 25/02/2016 04:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I disassembled one of my $150 folding knives for maintainance. My roommate knocked over my desk, and everything went flying. I found all the pieces except the small spring that allows the knife to function properly. Its in this room, and cannot be more than 5' away from me. Fuck my life.

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