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By harleyhatter - 02/09/2016 14:15 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I decided to wake up my boyfriend with a blowjob for the first time ever. I have never let a guy cum in my mouth before, so I decided to try it. Right as he came in my mouth I gagged and threw up on his lap. So much for being romantic. FML
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harleyhatter 12

OP here. Yes he started laughing and helping me clean up the mess after and said we could try again when ever I felt like trying again. He made me feel better after too by cooking breakfast. But practice makes perfect!

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DeliMeat08 14

Well you did give it a try, both being romantic and willing to try something you never done before. Kudos to you. Hopefully he's still grateful for the attempt. Besides, a little bit of throw up, while gross, isn't something unexpected or so bad that he should be mad or upset with you. Hopefully it doesn't deter you from trying later on, if you desire to. Practice makes perfect, after all!

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DeliMeat08 14

Well you did give it a try, both being romantic and willing to try something you never done before. Kudos to you. Hopefully he's still grateful for the attempt. Besides, a little bit of throw up, while gross, isn't something unexpected or so bad that he should be mad or upset with you. Hopefully it doesn't deter you from trying later on, if you desire to. Practice makes perfect, after all!

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harleyhatter 12

OP here. Yes he started laughing and helping me clean up the mess after and said we could try again when ever I felt like trying again. He made me feel better after too by cooking breakfast. But practice makes perfect!

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devinaww 15

Lol Sweet of both of you I can feel the love through my iPhone monitor ❤️

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GhostFox 33

Holy crap, a functioning, healthy relationship!? On FML!? What heresy is this!? More seriously, congrats on having what sounds like a happy and healthy relationship and I hope the two of you stay together and happy.

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TacoTheDank 27

You have a great boyfriend. :D

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SweetVoltage 8

That's really awesome he was so understanding, I've heard if you aim it at the back of your throat you'll be less likely to be sick ☺

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harleyhatter 12

Haha yeah I also heard I just need to relax also and breath better. Hazzah for romance novels helping with sex. Haha bo no thank you for the tip I shall try it.

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exotica_realist 3

This is why some girls say only to come in their vaginas...they don't have the gag reflex. Good attempt I like your style at least you took the effort which is more than what some others do.

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