By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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Bullpine 11

I would have pushed her off. I don't care who it is, no strangers going to sit on my lap.

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anarchistpunk 3

Then maybe you could stand to learn some kindness.

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jem970 19

So to be a good person I should just let a random stranger come along and let them sit in my lap...? Without knowing their intentions or if they are just plain crazy? Call me a terrible person then, I would just give them my seat....

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Steve95401 49

Did your bus ride have a happy ending?

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Iknoweverything 29

Grandmothers have needs too. Think of it as taking care of an old lady in need.

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pipercub17 5

A lap Dance it better when the stripper is crying

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perdix 29

I hope you shoved a few loonies into her granny panties. Those girls work for tips!

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Austyn57 1

old people need love to lol

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