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By Anonymous - 12/07/2016 01:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I decided to abstain from wearing a bra, as it's very hot outside. Also today, a bee flew into my shirt and decided that it was a good idea to give me a nipple piercing. FML

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missymaster 16

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:53

I only wear a bra on hot days so I don't get the sweat smiley face on my shirt. Last time I didn't wear a bra I could feel the sweat drops. Ew.

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missymaster 16

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:53

I only wear a bra on hot days so I don't get the sweat smiley face on my shirt. Last time I didn't wear a bra I could feel the sweat drops. Ew.

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