Health: Today, I cut my finger open trying to open a box of bandaids.... - FML

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By feebae - 11/06/2016 02:51 - Australia

Today, I cut my finger open trying to open a box of bandaids. FML

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KarSkittle 19

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:22

The definition of irony

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:10

You're not alone, OP. I can't count how many times I've cut or scraped myself trying to get things out of a first aid box or out of a plaster tin.

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KarSkittle 19

Saturday 11 June 2016 22:22

The definition of irony

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:10

You're not alone, OP. I can't count how many times I've cut or scraped myself trying to get things out of a first aid box or out of a plaster tin.

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