By Painful periods - 08/03/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - Lincoln

Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML
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manb91uk 22

I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.

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Kurliez408 32

Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?

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leeloo7 22

To quote Elaine from Seinfeld “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things between your legs” lol

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MitiMiki 16

Your girlfriend is straight up awesome..

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NicF13 2

I'm not gonna say I've never cut myself shaving but damn was you using hedge clippers because usually I just bleed a couple drops

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

I know how that feels, bro.

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