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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By Wifewithquestions - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:23

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

RensM 22

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:27

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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kalebthompson 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:46

Well now you know that you should probably take them

a_nutritionist 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:20

ydi for marrying someone so stupid they believe penis enlargement pills work...

lkrunner101 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:34

Think of it as her doing u a favor

freshx_fml 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:42

Yikes..

AustinMahone_fml 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:58

haha

fomoco1 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:06

try taking a estrogen blocker it will grow back to the size it was when you were 20

suckstoobeyou 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:20

Does size really matter? I mean come in you live in the smallest state with the largest name...

aikman_wesc 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:31

"If big dick pills were real every guy on the planet would be taking big dick pills" - Joe Rogan

Mxpxdude189 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 9:28

what a shallow bitch

twisted54 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 10:01

BAM! Kick it up a notch! :)

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Today, like we do every year, we watched a documentary show's annual Halloween special. Everything is set: food, location, the works. Our so-called uber-religious mom, who always opposes to this because it's "inauspicious", right before it started, hijacked the TV to stay in one channel, The 24-Hour Bible Channel. FML

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Today, at the office, I was walking towards a blind man who works in another department. When I realized our paths would collide, I called out that I was on his right because we'd received an email from HR that said this would help him. I was actually on his left. FML

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Classic Dave

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