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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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You deserved it 8 820

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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You deserved it 7 137

By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 100

You deserved it 3 086

By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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You deserved it 2 588

Sneaky hand shandy

By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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You deserved it 58 976

Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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You deserved it 411

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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You deserved it 7 415

Mysterious

By Wifewithquestions - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML

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You deserved it 381

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 264

You deserved it 4 513

By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 208

You deserved it 7 787

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:23

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

RensM 22

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:27

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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calbabe96 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:03

**** her sex life 0___o

csand1969 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:08

Better than catching your wife slipping a larger penis inside her.

StuuPididiot 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:09

49 lmfao I'm glad I'm not the only one OP you either need to get a "smaller" wife, or learn a few new tricks.

FU2causeUFML 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:11

Wow that FML is short and horrible. *cough* *cough* lol jk That's really ****** up.

chattysoul890 18

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:12

maybe your wife is trying to say something...

coldsteele152 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:20

Dude she dont understand its not the size but the performance that counts

wierdos_rule 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:22

Hey, at least it means she wants to have sex.

dcrew23 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:28

So.... What's the problem

ComplexChris 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:30

OMG

anteup623 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:45

Look at the bright side. You can tell her you need to do daily testing for prosperity regarding her experiment. Leverage!

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Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML

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You deserved it 2 199

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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You deserved it 804

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 390

You deserved it 14 243

Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 711

You deserved it 1 166

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sneaky hand shandy

Classic Dave

Mysterious

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