Today, I came onto the site to see that FML had made a weak attempt... - FML

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By Ellie - 07/01/2017 03:59

Today, I came onto the site to see that FML had made a weak attempt of becoming more like facebook. FML.

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cheshireau 26

Tuesday 10 January 2017 11:18

Someone please explain? I don't get it.

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cheshireau 26

Tuesday 10 January 2017 11:18

Someone please explain? I don't get it.

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Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

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Today, I was lectured by my mom who saw me trying to play on my Switch during a weekday. The thing is, she doesn't even give me any time to play in the week, and then calls me out whenever I try to get a few decent hours on my Meta Quest and Switch during the weekends. Stop dictating me; give me a goddamn break. FML

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