There's a thing called showering much!Your parents should be the one saying FML for having to give you the hint.

maybe they think you like body spray? and maybe they think you like having options?

Soak your body in some epsoms salts and hot water, repeat every day, use soap, rinse off good, wash your clothes, your sheets -- well, all the bedding on your bed. Drink parsely tea, eat vegetables, stay away from prepared meats. Take a laxative, take some fiber. Gargle with listerine. Brush and floss.

DO you get it yet?

At least you're not a woman smelling of fish, like a woman I work with.

Why do you need a new can of body spray twice a week? unless you load yourself up with it every day.

And you're just catching on now?

Why don't they buy you deodorant, instead of body spray??

no, I don't get it.

that stinks...