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By Airgirl555 - 15/05/2009 22:42

Today I called my mom while I was at the hospital and told her "I feel like I'm dying." but my mother misinterpreted it as "I am dying." and told my friends to come to my house and pick out any of my stuff they felt like keeping. So now my friends think I'm died, and they have all my stuff. FML.

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