Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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Did it taste good at least?

By Anonymous - 24/02/2026 03:00

Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

chuchurocket 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:58

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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Jarhead2700 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:40

wow you should really explain how tgat happened.

mrosew442 10

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:03

No Bobby, that's NOT food! Oh look, the men in the white coats are here to give you one of those fancy jackets with the wrap-around sleeves!

Johnnygirl13 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:04

how does that happen!!!

dancelover333 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:12

I hate it when that happens :( ... Loool but really how do you even manage that ?!?!

s55m 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:35

**distractions

flamminbunny 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:15

may i ask why u put the hot flat iron on ur tongue....??

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:19

I hate it when I eat a flat iron and this happens

moonglow93 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:20

My cosin did the same thing

s55m 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:34

omg the same thing happened to me!!! i saw a pig flying out the window.... distractions these days, right?

iammenotyoi 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:43

Don't forget your helmet and crayons!

josh12354 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:46

HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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