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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

leia07 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks

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ghadir 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:03

1st. thats nasty!!!!! 2nd. i always straighten my hair and i hope that never happens to me yayy!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:41

That's how Spider Man makes his web fluid.

guitardedman 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:03

time for a haircut!

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:09

haha yea

Ilikethenamesam 3

Friday 29 April 2011 22:13

Totally

jeremymg91 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks. I'm sure you can get it out though.

idontgiveone 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Every life is sacred.

leia07 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks

2426835 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:05

Thats why you comb the piece you are about to straighten..

xNephilim 18

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:05

Because you expect a spider to be on it? :o This makes me wonder how many spiders you see in your home on a daily basis .

brandybaby1204 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:07

I comb mine before I straighten it. it's just easier to straighten when it's smooth

kawaiianime 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:20

that's how you get the best results when you straighten your hair...comb it first.

livvyylou 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

holy shit that sucks. pretty nasty too. how did a spider get in your straightner/hair?

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Ew...

hollyay 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Spider head.

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

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