Love: Today, I brought Popsicles to our crosscountry team. My crush...

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By Rodgerdodger17 - 15/07/2016 15:51 - United States - Brevard

Today, I brought Popsicles to our crosscountry team. My crush (who also runs crosscountry) told me "You are the reason I run... not because of you, but because of the popsicles you bring."

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Xizzy 3

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:42

Stop bringing the popsicles and tell her/him to get their own

Rodgerdodger17 15

Sunday 17 July 2016 3:47

I am a guy btw, and I bring them so my team and I don't die in the hot Alabama days

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Xizzy 3

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:42

Stop bringing the popsicles and tell her/him to get their own

HyperTek 16

Saturday 16 July 2016 5:15

Aww shit, he played your life that has to hurt. FYL ?

Rodgerdodger17 15

Sunday 17 July 2016 3:47

I am a guy btw, and I bring them so my team and I don't die in the hot Alabama days

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