Love: Today, I broke up with my fiance. I found out she had cheated...

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By SuckeredFool - 02/07/2016 23:31 - United States - Millville

Today, I broke up with my fiance. I found out she had cheated on me multiple times and was doing things that she wouldn't do with me. The worst part, she said we could still be 'friends with benefits'. FML.

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Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 8:57

Tell her you'd rather **** a pineapple in a wig, because at least it's faithful and more fun in bed than her.

ks1369 7

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:43

Have sex with her best friend and smear it all over social media OP!!! That'll teach her!! Two wrongs make a right, correct?!?!?!?

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TheShiphoo 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:14

So just **** her brains out next time.

ks1369 7

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:43

Have sex with her best friend and smear it all over social media OP!!! That'll teach her!! Two wrongs make a right, correct?!?!?!?

Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 8:57

Tell her you'd rather **** a pineapple in a wig, because at least it's faithful and more fun in bed than her.

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