Health: Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:58

Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around

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horselover7689 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:33

My horse broke my wrist

raymaster1103 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:34

Haha u lost.

Badbrock 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:35

I broke my jaw because a horse didn't like the cookie I was giving to him. Go figures...

Reyce_fml 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:00

This may sound F**k*d up, but can you somehow send me a video?

sparky333441 18

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:48

Oh my gosh!! I broke my left wrist a month ago because I was grooming my horse and he pushed me and I landed wrong... In a cast for 6 weeks! What a small world.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:14

That's what you get for trying ***********, perv.

kay2810 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:17

Now you know, that you never mess with a horse.

horses4ever715 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:35

I'm sure it's not entirely the horses fault, in most cases it's the riders fault. Listen to your horse and you won't have these problems.

nevadagirl818 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:42

Haha oh ive done tht several times jus never broke anything haha(:

fmlmaymay 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:27

Lol

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Goodbye horses

Glamorous...

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